Once upon a time, in a city awash with skyscrapers and the perpetual hum of urban life, there lived a legend known simply as “The Big Man.” Towering above his…
Somebody sent me this as part of a pitch for site content. Not sure. – Editor Title: The Big Man and the Garden Gnome Once upon a time, in the…
SCENE ONE INT. GARDEN – DAY A quiet, meticulously cared for garden basks under a cheerful, sun-dappled sky. Birds chirping in the distance, leaves rustling gently with the wind. All…
Title: “The Garden Gnome Chronicles: A Comedian’s Wild Ride” Scene 1: Comedian’s Dressing Room – Night INT. COMEDIAN’S DRESSING ROOM – NIGHT The room is cluttered with discarded joke notes…
By Trisha J. Wooldridge © 2012 Word of Mouth Productions, LLC I Bella’s mother peered into hers garden with a sense of foreboding. In the distance she saw something that…
You’ve probably heard the stories. Little old lady gets rescued by her Garden Gnome after falling down in her kitchen. Man’s home is destroyed in a flood but his gnomes…
If you ever find a garden gnome who’s blue Just know the past he has been through An old man with a black shaggy beard Who got lonely in his…
By Henry Gardner // Originally published in ‘Gnome Life’ magazine, April 2017 [Retrieved 09/09/2021] “They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!” My shrill cackle permeated the tiny house as I…
Every year the townsfolk of Santa’s Village hold a contest. The village is full of gnomes, and each family purchases their own to take home after the celebration. Each gnome…
“Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” The old man said with a smile as he saw me coming up the walkway to his front porch. He opened the screen door…