Football season has just started and we all know what that means: football, beer pong, and tailgating. Everyone gets really excited around the beginning of the football season. If you…
Once upon a time, in a city awash with skyscrapers and the perpetual hum of urban life, there lived a legend known simply as “The Big Man.” Towering above his…
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Somebody sent me this as part of a pitch for site content. Not sure. – Editor Title: The Big Man and the Garden Gnome Once upon a time, in the…
In the cold, dark heart of the underground, a mechanical leviathan hummed with life. Its vast chambers and endless conveyor belts traced a labyrinthine map through the bedrock, far removed…
SCENE ONE INT. GARDEN – DAY A quiet, meticulously cared for garden basks under a cheerful, sun-dappled sky. Birds chirping in the distance, leaves rustling gently with the wind. All…
Title: “The Garden Gnome Chronicles: A Comedian’s Wild Ride” Scene 1: Comedian’s Dressing Room – Night INT. COMEDIAN’S DRESSING ROOM – NIGHT The room is cluttered with discarded joke notes…
By Trisha J. Wooldridge © 2012 Word of Mouth Productions, LLC I Bella’s mother peered into hers garden with a sense of foreboding. In the distance she saw something that…
If you have a garden gnome, this blog post is for you. If you don’t have a garden gnome, this blog post is not for you. For those few of…
You’ve thought about it. You’re sure he’s thinking about it too. It may be time to consider if your garden gnome is in love with you. How can you tell?…