Below is a directory featuring all of the foremost garden gnome manufacturers, organisations, representatives, political groups and splinter groups, events and more. If you want to know about everything related to garden gnomes, look no further.
If you are involved with the world of garden gnomes in some way, contact us and upon review we can feature you in our directory.
Events
Gnomecon™
According to their website, ‘Gnomecon’ is an annual convention that focuses on all things related to garden gnomes. “Come meet your favorite gnomes!” says manager Bob Boggs in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome-Palooza™
According to their website, Gnome-Palooza™ is a three day festival that celebrates all things garden gnomes! “We have food, games, rides and entertainment,” says co-founder Joe Suzy Q in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Fest™
According to their website, Gnome Fest™ is a music festival where you can come and enjoy live music all day long with thousands of other fans. “Everyone’s invited to the gnome party!” says frontman Freddy K in an interview with Rolling News.
The North American Midsummer Festival and League of Independent Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The North American Midsummer Festival and League of Independent Garden Gnomes™ is an event that promotes the rights and freedoms of garden gnomes everywhere. “Our mission statement is simple: we want every garden to be safe for all our little friends,” says co-founder John Lick in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Expo™
According to their website, Gnome Expo™ is a large convention that celebrates all things garden gnomes. “We have over 300 booths of gnome-related merchandise,” says co-founder and CEO Greg Hinkleman in an interview with Rolling News, “as well as speakers and activities all weekend long.”
The Gnome Kickball League of America™
According to their website, The Gnome Kickball League of America™ is a group that provides garden gnomes with an outlet to stay active. “We work hard to make sure our league is the best,” says director of operations Princess Daisy Tootsiewozen in an interview with Rolling News.
Places & Parks
Gnomeo & Juliet’s Memorial Park™
According to their website, Gnomeo & Juliet’s Memorial Park™ is a park dedicated to the memory of two loving garden gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet. “We believe this is the greatest way for anyone to connect spiritually with these fine gnomes,” says founder Lenny Longstockings in an interview with Rolling News.
Oakey Oaks Garden Centre™
According to their website Oakey Oaks Garden Centre™ is a major retailer that specializes in garden gnomes. “We are the number one retailer of garden gnomes,” says president Walter Ball in an interview with Rolling News.*
Gnome Kingdom™
According to their website, Gnome Kingdom™ is a massive amusement park where you can spend the day with your family in the world of gnomes. “We have over 50 thrilling rides,” says co-founder The Three Brothers in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome World™
According to their website, Gnome World™ is another theme park that focuses on all things garden gnomes. “Come ride the giant slide with us!” says worker Bob Boggs in an interview with Rolling News.
Fairytale Glades™
According to their website, Fairytale Glades™ is a scenic garden destination where customers can visit and take pictures with their favorite gnome characters. “What’s your favorite fairy tale?” says owner Tony Parsons in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome World Cruise™
According to their website, Gnome World Cruise™ is the world’s first major cruise line for garden gnomes. “It’ll change your life,” says co-founder A.B. Gnome in an interview with Rolling News.
Manufacturers
Gnomes R Us™
According to their website, ‘Gnomes R Us™’ is a manufacturing company that manufactures and distributes garden gnomes worldwide. “We truly believe that every child should have a garden gnome in their backyard,” says President Brad Finkle in an interview with Rolling News.
Lonely Little Tree™
According to their website, Lonely Little Tree™ is a company that manufactures and distributes pre-cut little trees. “These little trees are perfect for small gardens,” says president Walter Ball in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Depot™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome Depot™’ manufactures and distributes garden gnomes. “We believe that every child should have the opportunity to own a garden gnome,” says founder Caroline Smith in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Bob’s Gnomes™
According to their website, Little Bob’s Gnomes™ is a company that produces little bobbleheads of all kinds. “Everyone loves little bobbleheads,” says founder and CEO Little Bob in an interview with Rolling News.
Owlontree™
According to their website, Owlontree™ is a company that manufactures and distributes high quality garden gnomes. “We’re known for our cute little toadstools,” says manager Walter Sparrowhawk in an interview with Rolling News.
Rogue’s Hollow™
According to their website, Rogue’s Hollow™ is a publishing company that specializes in garden gnome related literature and art. “We publish books and songs and everything else you could possibly imagine,” says writer and artist Terence Rogue in an interview with Rolling News.
Green Thumbs Up™
According to their website, ‘The Green Thumbs Up™’ is a company that manufactures and distributes garden gnomes. “Our garden gnomes are perfect for any yard,” says president Gary Blade in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Bo Swagg™
According to their website, Little Bo Swagg™ is a company that manufactures and distributes garden gnomes. “Our little bo swaggs will be the perfect addition to your backyard,” says Chrissy Kubiak in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnomes By Night™
According to their website, ‘Gnomes By Night™’ is a company that specializes in nocturnal garden gnomes. “Nighttime is the right time,” says founder Jack Jack Algae in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Big Johnson™
According to their website, Little Big Johnson™ is a company that manufactures and distributes miniature toilets for all types of small humanoid miniatures e.g. gnomes. “You can find these mini toilets at most major retailers,” says president Ashton Astor in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnomerella™
According to their website, ‘Gnomerella’ is the number one independent retailer of garden gnomes for women! “We love our cute little chaps,” says founder Helen Bunting in an interview with Rolling News.
GnomeRide™
According to their website, GnomeRide™ is a company that specializes in the manufacturing of garden gnomes for recreational purposes. “Soar through the skies today!” says co-founder David Ritchie in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome, Inc.™
According to their website, Gnome, Inc.™ is a fashion brand that specializes in the manufacture and distribution of garden gnomes worldwide. “We can’t wait to expand our business,” says CEO Tom Perone in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome and Hearth™
According to their website, Gnome and Hearth™ is a company that specializes in the manufacture of quality garden gnomes. “We’re known as hard-working makers who put our all into one little figure,” says founder John Ball in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Gnome Growers™
According to their website, Little Gnome Growers™ is a company that specializes in raising and selling garden gnomes. “Our collection of tiny ceramic people is the finest in all the land,” says owner Quincy McIgwerson in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome At Heart™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome At Heart™’ sells high quality miniature furniture for your homunculi e.g. garden gnomes. “Our furnishings will let anyone bring out the true beauty of their little characters,” says founder Veronica Littletree in an interview with Rolling News.
World’s Greatest Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The World’s Greatest Garden Gnomes™ manufacture and distribute classic and vintage-style ceramic garden gnomes across all 50 states and 5 continents around the world! “You’ll love our gnomes!” says founder Timothy Stutz in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Street™
According to their website, ‘Gnome Street’ is a high fashion clothing line that specializes in sexy little clothing for garden gnomes. “There’s nothing like the feeling of wearing something so cute and tiny,” says owner Rita Revesz in an interview with Rolling News.
Cozy Cottage™
According to their website, Cozy Cottage™ is a major retailer that specializes in garden gnome themed home furnishings. “Let us decorate your abode today,” says manager Betty Brownbreath in an interview with Rolling News.
News & Media
Gnome News Network™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome News Network™’ reports on breaking stories in the garden gnome community. “We’re here reporting for you,” says chief garden gnome correspondent Cute Little Poppy Smith-DeWitt in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome’s Got Talent™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome’s Got Talent™’ is a reality television network that focuses on the growing garden gnome community. “We believe all garden gnomes should be celebrated,” says president Geraldine Crist in an interview with Rolling News.
The Good Day Garden Gnome Show™
According to their website, The Good Day Garden Gnome Show™ is a morning chat show that focuses on the hard times of garden gnomes. “We hold a fun and comedic approach to the issues facing garden gnomes,” says co-host Michael Smith in an interview with Rolling News, “and we’re able to really bring home their struggles.”
Gnome Fun Times Magazine™
According to their website, The Gnome Fun Times Magazine™ is a magazine that focuses on all things garden gnome related. “We’re the number one gardening guide in the world,” says editor-in-chief Marlene Pott in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Illustrated Magazine™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome Illustrated Magazine™’ is a lifestyle magazine that focuses on all things garden gnomes. “Our readers want to enjoy life more,” says editor-in-chief Ellen Wood in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnome Syndicate™
According to their website, The Gnome Syndicate™ is a group that aims to keep up with all garden gnomes everywhere. “We work hard to bring you the latest news in gnome caring, gnome trends, and gnome culture,” says editor-in-chief Gina Stuffedpine in an interview with Rolling News.
Charitable Groups & Appeals
The Gnome Appeal
The Gnome Appeal is a campaign for all garden gnomes around the world, created to raise awareness about their causes and motives for existing. To find out more information on how you can help, visit your local garden centre.
Gnomes First
Gnomes First is a nonprofit organization that provides volunteers with an opportunity to learn about gnomes through their interactions with gnomes. “You too can become a gnome”, says volunteer Ken Wigmore in an interview with Rolling News. “I’d say the best thing about Gnomes First is that it gets people outdoors in nature, providing them with a healthier lifestyle.”
Gnomes for Peace
According to their website, ‘Gnomes for Peace’ wants to provide an alternative to military spending. “We believe that the solider of today should not be the gnome of tomorrow”, says member Mr. Lewis McIffer in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnomes for Kids
According to their website, ‘Gnomes for Kids’ believes that every child deserves a garden. “Every afternoon I see children playing with their gnomes – it makes me so happy!” says Suzie Wilson, a volunteer for Gnomes for Kids.
Gnome Aid
‘Gnome Aid’ was founded after the 2010 Haiti Earthquake to provide needed aid and supplies to garden gnomes in need. In an interview with Rolling News, President Marcia Garfinkle said, “We’re here to help – even the smallest garden gnomes will play a role in rebuilding Haiti.”
Gnome Fundraising™
‘Gnome Fundraising™,’ founded by Linda Jacobs, is a yearly fundraiser that supports a different charity every year. In an exclusive interview with Rolling News, Ms. Jacobs said, “We hope that the Gnome Fundraising™ campaign will help spread awareness about gnomes.”
Gnome Association of North America
According to their website, ‘GANA’ is a non-profit organization that aims to unite all types of garden gnomes. To date, they have over 500 members around the world. In an interview with Rolling News, President William ‘Bill’ Marshall said “Gnomes should be seen and not heard.”
Gnome Watch™
‘Gnome Watch™’ is a project of the Dublin Recreation Committee in order to encourage a healthy lifestyle for young children. In an interview with Rolling News, Pippa Leden said, “I want all children to have fun and play outdoors.”
Gnome Fund Raising™
‘Gnome Fund Raising™’ was founded by Linda Jacobs to raise funds for other charities. According to their website, they have raised millions of dollars in support of garden gnomes around the world. “We must remember that we’re here to help the gardener,” says member Mr. Gary Jacobs in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome for You
According to their website, ‘Gnome for You’ helps children in crisis by providing them with a garden gnome. “We believe that every child deserves a garden gnome,” says Bob Johnson, president of Gnome for You.
Gnome Sweet Gnome
According to their website, ‘Gnome Sweet Gnome’ believes that every child deserves a bath. “I love my garden gnomes – they’re so cute!” says 6-year old child Amanda Howard.
Gnome Tree™
According to their website, ‘Gnome Tree™’ is an organization that plants gnomes in backyards everywhere. “We truly believe that every child deserves a place to play,” says founder Dina Leibowitz in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Stake™
‘Gnome Stake™’ was founded by Andrea Rolle after she experienced a rollerblade accident. According to their website, they believe that every child should have the opportunity to play outdoors. “I’m very grateful for my garden gnome,” says Andrea Rolle.
Gnome Rangers™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome Rangers™’ provides garden gnomes for those who need them. “Everyone deserves a garden gnome,” says founder Lacey Smythe in an interview with Rolling News.
Slippery When Wet™
According to their website, Slippery When Wet™ was founded by Thomas and Jane Smith after they had an accident involving their garden gnome. “We’re very grateful for our garden gnome,” says Thomas Smith in an interview with Rolling News.
Organisations & Groups
Gnome Central™
‘Gnome Central™,’ according to their website, ‘seeks to be the voice of all gnomes by providing accurate coverage on issues that affect garden gnomes under its umbrella.’ President Diana Gates states, “We have a responsibility to gnomes everywhere.”
Garden Gnomes United
According to their website, ‘Garden Gnomes United’ is an organization that works to provide a safe haven for garden gnomes everywhere. “We’re committed to ending garden gnome abuse,” says President Billy Griswald in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnomeonfire.com™
According to their website, Gnomeonfire.com™ is an online community for garden gnome enthusiasts. “We accept members from all backgrounds and lifestyles,” says the director of membership in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Gnomes and Elves™
According to their website, Little Gnomes and Elves™ is a company that specializes in garden gnomes. “We’re looking for little people who are interested in having fun,” says founder Peter Pingleton in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Care™
According to their website, ‘Gnome Care™’ provides seniors at rest homes and retirement villages with their own garden gnomes. “I like my garden gnome,” says Mary Greenblatt, a resident at Rest Home No. 7. “I like his pointy hat.”
The Fellowship of Gnomesteads
According to their website, ‘The Fellowship of Gnomesteads’ is an organization that aims to serve all garden gnomes. “We strive to provide a safe haven for any and all garden gnomes,” says director Simon Patrick in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome King™
According to their website, ‘The Gnome King™’ aims to unite members of the garden gnome community on all levels. “We will work to ensure that no member of our community is left behind,” says director Lilly Trilling in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Of Love™
‘Gnome Of Love™’ was founded by Arnold and Angelella Modello in response to online dating. “We were so lonely,” says Arnold Modello in an interview with Rolling News.
The Fellowship Of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Fellowship Of Garden Gnomes™ is a worldwide organization that provides a safe haven for all garden gnomes. “We will not rest until every garden gnome world has the protection it deserves,” says President Dexter Dobbs in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnome Preservation Society™
According to their website, The Gnome Preservation Society™ is a group that aims to preserve the dwindling numbers of garden gnomes by finding suitable homes for them and giving them a chance at living with a family again. “We want all garden gnomes to be able to feel safe and happy,” says head of operations Cornelius T. Thistleton in an interview with Rolling News, “and that’s what our members fight for every day.”
The Gnome Friends Network™
According to their website, The Gnome Friends Network™ is a group that works hard for all garden gnomes everywhere. “We work on community outreach and finding homes for those in need,” says head of public relations Lady Tippy Toes in an interview with Rolling News.
We Love Our Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, We Love Our Garden Gnomes™ is a company that specializes in the promotion of garden gnome culture and lifestyle by way of fashion, entertainment and art. “Gnome! It’s where it’s at!” says president I.C. Gnome in an interview with Rolling News.
Religious Groups
The Garden Gnomes of Gaia’s Glory
According to their website, The Garden Gnomes of Gaia’s Glory™ is a group that seeks to create a gnome utopia. “We truly believe that a community of garden gnomes can help the world,” says President Sidney Gold in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Worship
‘Gnome Worship,’ according to their website, ‘worships the one true garden gnome.’ “Truly, there is one garden gnome who watches over us all,” says founder Vivian Lark in an interview with Rolling News.
Political Groups
National Association of Gnomes (NAG)
According to their website, ‘The National Association of Gnomes™’ is an organization that fights for garden gnome rights worldwide. “We are dedicated to protecting the well-being of all garden gnomes,” says president Eric Smith in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnome Liberation Front™
According to their website, The Gnome Liberation Front™ is a group that specializes in genocide genocide. “We terrorize humans and gnomes alike until they’re either dead or have escaped,” says terrorist Hector Yew in an interview with Rolling News.
The Garden Gnomes Society for Indefinite Liberty and Existence™
According to their website, The Garden Gnomes Society for Indefinite Liberty and Existence™ is a group that aims to free all garden gnomes everywhere within the next five years. “Our members are experienced individuals who we can trust,” says president and founder Beezle Bug in an interview with Rolling News.
Judge Gnome’s Judiciousness Taskforce™
According to their website, Judge Gnome’s Judiciousness Taskforce™ is a group dedicated to the promotion of garden gnome rights and the removal of anti-gnome discrimination in all forms. “We adhere to our motto: fairness, justice and morality,” says co-founder I.M. Gnome in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Law™
According to their website, ‘Gnome Law’ is a law firm specializing in garden gnome rights and relations. “We can do it all!” says manager Gertrude Gnome in an interview with Rolling News.
National Garden Gnome Liberation Organization™
According to their website, National Garden Gnome Liberation Organization™ is a group dedicated to the release of all garden gnomes currently bound in captivity. “It’s our goal to see these innocent creatures freed from their chains,” says secretary Ben Puddlechops in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Liberation for Profit Organization™
According to their website, The Gnome Liberation for Profit Organization™ is a group that specializes in ambushing garden gnomes. “We’re known for stealing garden gnomes and selling them back to their owners,” says terrorist Margaret Boomhower in an interview with Rolling News.
The National Gnome Memorial Party™
According to their website, The National Gnome Memorial Party™ is a group that specializes in establishing national memorials dedicated to garden gnomes. “We’re well known for being the most passionate about this little guy’s legacy,” says provincial representative Gavin Doakes in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnome Memorial Destruction Front™
According to their website, The Gnome Memorial Destruction Front™ is a group that specializes in blowing up national memorials dedicated to garden gnomes. “We’re known for destroying these little guys’ monuments,” says perpetrator Richard Doakes in an interview with Rolling News.
The Many Faces of Annoyance™
According to their website, The Many Faces of Annoyance™ is a group that fights against the acceptance of garden gnomes in today’s society. “We work hard to ensure that all garden gnomes are protected and understand they don’t have to accept the abuse of humans,” says director of media relations Edna Dinglefinger in an interview with Rolling News.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Garden Gnomes™ is a group that aims to prevent garden gnomes from being treated cruelly by small children and other threats. “We take a stand against any form of threat to garden gnomes, be it the dreaded lawnmower or abusive children,” says director of operations Garbug Gnome in an interview with Rolling News.
The Mighty Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Mighty Garden Gnomes™ works hard for the rights of all garden gnomes. “We aim to create a better world for our members, where they no longer have to feel ashamed or scared,” says head of operations Bosley J. Weaselgraft in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnome Federation of North America™
According to their website, The Gnome Federation of North America™ is a group that represents garden gnomes across all sectors of industry. “We work to ensure fair working conditions for those who live in the industry,” says secretary Tom Minerab in an interview with Rolling News.
The Resistance Against Inhumane Garden Gnome Captivity™
According to their website, The Resistance Against Inhumane Garden Gnome Captivity™ is a group of gnomes who are on the front lines in the movement to free garden gnomes everywhere. “We fight against those evil little creatures known as small children,” says resistance leader Valli Baddleaf in an interview with Rolling News.
The League for Extradition, Deportation, and Alien Protection of Innocent Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The League for Extradition, Deportation, and Alien Protection of Innocent Garden Gnomes™ is a group founded with the sole purpose of deporting all garden gnomes in captivity. “We at LEGADIPIG believe that it’s our goal to see these little guys returned to their homeland,” says director of operations Shrimpton Pompfrey in an interview with Rolling News.
The Society for Human and Civil Rights of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Society for Human and Civil Rights of Garden Gnomes™ is a group that represents the needs and wants of garden gnomes everywhere. “We’re fighting for a better landscape and cleaner habitat,” says head of marketing Bunnicula Flob in an interview with Rolling News.
The League for a More Green-Thumbed Society™
According to their website, The League for a More Green-Thumbed Society™ is a group that represents garden gnomes everywhere who have been looking out for the safety of other gnomes for years. “We support our friends and family and oppose those who would put them in harm,” says director of development Zebulon Knick in an interview with Rolling News.
The Public Affairs Department of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Public Affairs Department of Garden Gnomes™ is an organization that represents garden gnomes everywhere. “We represent garden gnomes in the media and work closely with other organizations for the betterment of our society,” says director of public relations Tanna Shinglewood in an interview with Rolling News.
The American Union of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The American Union of Garden Gnomes™ is a group dedicated to all gnome citizens living in America. “We are fighting for fairness towards our members,” says head of public relations Dobby Clampsontree in an interview with Rolling News.
The League for Alternatives to Cruelty to Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The League for Alternatives to Cruelty to Garden Gnomes™ is a group that represents garden gnomes everywhere. “We fight against those who would harm us and speak out on your behalf,” says member Betty Thimbles in an interview with Rolling News.
The World Society for the Protection of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The World Society for the Protection of Garden Gnomes™ is a group that is working hard every day to ensure that all garden gnomes are treated fairly. “We work with our members to make sure they’re safe and happy,” says director of research Dr. Tuppitina Sprinklesworth in an interview with Rolling News.
The Northern Alliance for the Safety of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Northern Alliance for the Safety of Garden Gnomes™ is a group that aims to help all garden gnomes in Canada. “We are committed to preserving our well-being and making sure we’re treated fairly,” says director of outreach Thimblethorn Banglethrift in an interview with Rolling News.
The Central Council of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Central Council of Garden Gnomes™ is a group that represents all garden gnomes worldwide. “We believe in the power of friendship and represent our fellow garden gnome citizens,” says head of outreach Shrub Dungus in an interview with Rolling News.
The League for Justice For Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The League for Justice For Garden Gnomes™ is a group that works against all forms of gnome imprisonment and mistreatment. “We’re working hard to stop the bad guys and return garden gnomes everywhere to their homes,” says director of operations Tod Burlap in an interview with Rolling News.
The Resistance Against Small Children and Their Impending Takeover of the World™
According to their website, The Resistance Against Small Children and Their Impending Takeover of the World™ is a group that aims to ensure garden gnomes everywhere are safe. “We fight for our friends and family,” says director of operations Rooty Petoot in an interview with Rolling News.
The Garden Gnomes of America™
According to their website, The Garden Gnomes of America™ represents all garden gnomes in America. “We fight for fair wages and decent living conditions,” says head of public relations Cindy Clodhopper in an interview with Rolling News.
The Society for the Adequate Treatment For All Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The Society for the Adequate Treatment For All Garden Gnomes™ is a group that ensures garden gnomes everywhere are safe. “We work hard so everyone has enough to eat and drink,” says executive director Dr. Anthropop Pinch in an interview with Rolling News.
The Iron Flamingos™
According to their website, The Iron Flamingos™ is a group that ensures garden gnomes everywhere are safe. “We work on community outreach and education,” says director of public relations Mimi Yellowbollocks in an interview with Rolling News.
The American Association of Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The American Association of Garden Gnomes™ is a group that fights for all garden gnomes in America. “We are committed to fairness and equal rights,” says president Fimble Chompsalot in an interview with Rolling News.
The Garden Gnome Liberation Organization™
According to their website, The Garden Gnome Liberation Organization™ fights against the unfair treatment of garden gnomes everywhere. “We work hard for all members and ensure they know they are appreciated,” says director of public relations Gooliope Jellington in an interview with Rolling News.
The Anti-Gnome Network™
According to their website, The Anti-Gnome Network™ is a group that fights against the acceptance of garden gnomes in today’s society. “We’re working hard to ensure that all garden gnomes are removed from their homes and returned where they belong,” says spokesperson Mr. Hoot in an interview with Rolling News.
The League of Uncommon Garden Gnomes™
According to their website, The League of Uncommon Garden Gnomes™ is a group that fights for those who are unfairly imprisoned. “We fight hard to make sure these garden gnomes are able to return home, and we work on community outreach,” says director of operations Salvador Pillkim in an interview with Rolling News.
The Glorious Garden Gnomes of Libertaria™
According to their website, Glorious Garden Gnomes of Libertaria™ is a group that works hard so garden gnomes can return to their homes. “We support our members and work hard to help them stay safe,” says head of public relations B. H. Snugglebottom in an interview with Rolling News.
The Hard Times Union™
According to their website, The Hard Times Union™ is a group that fights for the rights of all garden gnomes. “We work on community outreach and rallies to support our members,” says director of public relations Uncle Blathers in an interview with Rolling News.
The League for Extraditing and Deporting Small Children and Their Parents Everywhere™
According to their website, The League for Extraditing and Deporting Small Children and Their Parents Everywhere™ is a group founded with the sole purpose of expelling all small children from the world. “We’ll show those evil, small children who’s boss,” says director of operations and creator Percy Fungus in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnomenclature Consulting Group™
According to their website, Gnomenclature Consulting Group™ is a company that specializes in redefining the English language to make garden gnome related terms acceptable. “We don’t like offensive names. We think they’re against traditional values,” says owner Herbert Woodcrotch in an interview with Rolling News.
The Gnational Association of Gnomist Lawyers (GAGL) Provincial™
According to their website, The Gnational Association of Gnomist Lawyers (GAGL) Provincial™ is a group that provides legal representation for garden gnomes throughout the world. “We’re known for fighting for gnome rights whenever and wherever they are denied,” says president Madge Picklestock in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Identity Preservation Society™
According to their website, Gnome Identity Preservation Society™ is a group that specializes in preventing the disappearance of garden gnomes. “We’re dedicated to preserving this little guy’s history,” says researcher James Peccs in an interview with Rolling News.
Education
Little Gnome and Elves on the Prairie™
According to their website, Little Gnome and Elves on the Prairie™ is a company that specializes in educational entertainment for children. “We’re perfect for families who want their kids to play outside more,” says co-founder Rebecca Queenhunt in an interview with Rolling News.
Little Gnome Academy™
According to their website, The Little Gnome Academy™ is a school that specializes in the education of garden gnomes. “We know you’ll love it here,” says headmaster Rufus T. Fernworthy in an interview with Rolling News.
Garden Gnome University™
According to their website, Garden Gnome University™ is the number one higher education institution for garden gnomes. “We’ll give you all the skills you need,” says vice chancellor Hans T. Blum in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Garden™
According to their website, ‘Gnome Garden™’ is an organization that aims to provide educational opportunities for all garden gnomes. “Education is the foundation for a successful future,” says founder David Coleman in an interview with Rolling News.
Other
Gnome Greetings Inc.™
According to their website, Gnome Greetings Inc.™ is a publishing company that specializes in greeting cards for all occasions. “We offer cards for every occasion,” says president of product development Rudy Duffelsteed in an interview with Rolling News.
Loving Gaze Healing Center™
According to their website, Loving Gaze Healing Center™ is an organization that offers professional garden gnome caring services. “We offer highly trained professionals who can tend to all your garden’s needs,” says director of operations Susan Hammerzing in an interview with Rolling News.
Creative Gnomes, Inc.™
According to their website, Creative Gnomes, Inc.™ is a company that specializes in industrial design solutions for garden gnome home decorating needs. “It truly is the dawn of a new era,” says co-founder Dexter Stouffel in an interview with Rolling News.
Gnome Hat Inc.™
According to their website, Gnome Hat Inc.™ is a company that specializes in the manufacture and distribution of high-quality garden gnome hats for men, women and children worldwide. “We offer a wide variety of styles,” says co-founder Edward Fens in an interview with Rolling News.
*Aside from BuyGardenGnomes.com, hehehe
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