Dr. I. Berkman, Special Correspondent to the Bugle There is a growing movement within our society today that has been gaining steam ever since the hidden history of garden gnomes…
The Sick-Making Future of Garden Gnomes
A trip to the local garden emporium has always been an enjoyable activity. This is because it allowed folks to get out and enjoy nature while selecting plants, flowers, and…
You’re Pretending To Be A Garden Gnome, Aren’t You?
By John Doe A tiny figure is perched outside the building in which I’m working. It looks like a garden gnome. But it can’t be, because I’ve never had a…
Garden Gnomes: A Glimpse Into The Materialization Of Form
Formless, formless things come out of the void, and with ceaseless change, endlessly vanishing. The materialization of form in garden gnomes is evident in their earthen forms. They are often…
10 Gut-Busting Facts About Garden Gnomes
As folks gather to spruce up their yards and plan rooftop garden parties for this summer, thoughts turn inevitably to the familiar elves who have made lawn art one of…
10 Gnomes That Want You Dead
What’s the #1 way to make yourself happy? Spend time with your loved ones! This is because, science proves that we enjoy our time together and we feel loved and…
7 things you NEED to know before engaging a garden gnome in combat
Let’s get down to it. 1. Garden gnomes are small and can move quickly on their plump legs, they may not appear to be a dangerous opponent but you still…
I Ordered a Gnome… What I Received Was Much Worse
By Chris Rarnell, Knightsbridge Shopping News staff writer As part of a series I’ve been writing on oddities in the world of online shopping, this week I went to the…
103 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Garden Gnomes
Garden gnomes are often overlooked in garden design. They’re just statues, right? Well, not exactly. If you think garden gnomes are just garden ornaments and don’t actually do anything for…
