If you’ve ever set foot in a Home Depot, Lowes or Walmart and stopped to admire the garden displays contained therein, then you have no doubt come across that most…
By Henry Gardner // Originally published in ‘Gnome Life’ magazine, April 2017 [Retrieved 09/09/2021] “They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!” My shrill cackle permeated the tiny house as I…
by Robert Davis, writing for TVRage.com [Retrieved 09/09/2021] There are garden gnomes, and then there are garden gnomes. The cuter they seem to be, the more danger they might put…
Every day, thousands of garden gnomes across the country are involved in heated debates with their neighbors. “You’re too loud,” “you’re wrong,” and the ever popular “I’m right!” are just…
There are many ways to make a living. Some people go into the family business, others choose a profession such as doctor, lawyer or soccer lawn ornament. Soccer lawn ornaments…
By Simon Martin, Professor of English Literature at University College, London. Posted 02/02/2020, retrieved 08/09/2021. Article was found on university Intranet. I recently discovered that life is a lot like…
By Zara Thustra, Staff Reporter for the Pilkeau Tribune After years of tireless dedication to finding The One, 58 year-old Edward Blum has decided that love is not for him….
By Quinton Bolts, writing for the Quibbler. Originally published 01/01/2016. Retrieved 08/09/2021. The idea of a garden gnome is so popular. They are seen as cute, little statues that bring…
A statue is a man-made object created from material such as stone, bronze, iron, marble or other still objects. A garden gnome is an ornament found in a garden. But…
By Melissa Levy for the Wilson Bugle April 13, 2015 – Reports of garden gnomes being placed in uncomfortable and sometimes dangerous situations have increased tenfold compared to this time…