By Jason Evans, originally published online in the Aberdeen Voice 13 September, 2016 A recent warning from the Edinburgh Council has triggered a debate on whether it is illegal to…
Football (soccer to Americans) is not just a game; it’s a way of life. For fans like you, the choice of garden gnome can be almost as important as your…
By Anne T. Donahue If you find yourself plagued by an infestation of garden gnomes, it may be time to check if yours are cursed. Though these ceramic creatures can…
This article will teach you how to repaint a garden gnome. This is not the easiest task, but it’s possible for anyone who has patience and cares enough about their…
Everyone knows garden gnomes are creepy, but no one can seem to agree on whether or not this club is in the right for trying to get rid of them…
Garden Gnomes have come a long way since their inception as the World’s first lawn ornament. What was once considered to be nothing more than tacky tan figurines is now…
By Gertrude Yoder & Mike Satchelfoot (Special Respondent to The Chimes) There comes a time in every man’s life when he must ask himself, “What have I done with my…
I have a garden gnome. In fact, I am rather fond of him and all his little garden gnome friends. They are cute and help keep my lawn mowed. Just…
After spending hours in the garden center, carefully selecting your new garden gnome with great care, you are home. You have already imagined where he would stand in the garden…
It’s the dog days of summer. The sun shines down on you without relief and sweat forms around your brow as you water the lawn for the third time that…