By Gertrude Yoder & Mike Satchelfoot (Special Respondent to The Chimes) There comes a time in every man’s life when he must ask himself, “What have I done with my…
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Proud gardeners often enjoy sharing their most prized plants with garden gnomes, who they believe are the guardians of our gardens. Just how long do these garden-dwelling statues actually live?…
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I have a confession to make. Actually, it’s more of an over-admission. I love gnomes. When I am out on my morning walk, their little faces peering up from seemingly…
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Manners are really just ways to show other people respect. When you show someone respect, they feel good, and when people feel good, they aren’t as likely to be rude….
