Gnome Facts

Have you ever checked with the customs office to see if your gnome is safe? Perhaps it is too early and you want to know what they will ask. If…

By D.B. Grady You know you’ve been gnoming for too long when… You spend more time at work than you do with your family. Your kids think dad’s job is…

It’s nearly impossible to find a person who doesn’t think about losing weight. Whether you want to lose those stubborn pounds or just drop a dress size, we can all…

There’s a new type of gnome on the market tonight. It’s been creeping around, supposedly under the guise of being an ordinary garden gnome. But if you look closely enough,…

In the year 2002, a research team led by Eric Weiner from Washington University forwarded a theory to explain why people have been claiming to have found gnomes in their…

Most people who aren’t into garden gnomes think that they’re pointless, ugly, or childish. But the reality is that garden gnomes are some of the most magical creatures on earth….

One of the most difficult problems a person can face in their life is a personal crisis, which is a dilemma that has no clear solution. The advice contained within…

Hi. My name is Mark, and I hate my garden gnome. You might be asking yourself why on Earth I would want to share something like this with all of…

Garden gnomes are one of the most widely used and popular garden ornaments. Whether you have a few in your yard or dozens decorated with seasonal clothing and props, they…

Or: How to get your garden gnome ready for TEOTWAWKI (The End Of the World As We Know It) Gnomes are usually known for staying in their gardens entertaining children,…