Dr. I. Berkman, Special Correspondent to the Bugle There is a growing movement within our society today that has been gaining steam ever since the hidden history of garden gnomes…
The Sick-Making Future of Garden Gnomes
A trip to the local garden emporium has always been an enjoyable activity. This is because it allowed folks to get out and enjoy nature while selecting plants, flowers, and…
Garden Gnomes: A Glimpse Into The Materialization Of Form
Formless, formless things come out of the void, and with ceaseless change, endlessly vanishing. The materialization of form in garden gnomes is evident in their earthen forms. They are often…
10 Gut-Busting Facts About Garden Gnomes
As folks gather to spruce up their yards and plan rooftop garden parties for this summer, thoughts turn inevitably to the familiar elves who have made lawn art one of…
10 Gnomes That Want You Dead
What’s the #1 way to make yourself happy? Spend time with your loved ones! This is because, science proves that we enjoy our time together and we feel loved and…
7 things you NEED to know before engaging a garden gnome in combat
Let’s get down to it. 1. Garden gnomes are small and can move quickly on their plump legs, they may not appear to be a dangerous opponent but you still…
103 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Garden Gnomes
Garden gnomes are often overlooked in garden design. They’re just statues, right? Well, not exactly. If you think garden gnomes are just garden ornaments and don’t actually do anything for…
The 20 funniest things that only garden gnomes can understand…
They’re so magical and full of life, but they’ll never be able to understand the world as we do! So we created this list with 20 things that only a…
Know these 3 people before you buy a garden gnome…
It’s not always easy to find the perfect garden gnome. Sometimes, you can spend hours and still come up empty-handed. It doesn’t help that there are so many different types…
Why Garden Gnomes are The New Cat
Garden gnomes are the new cat. They’re everywhere, and people just can’t seem to get enough of them. From fashion to television, they’ve infiltrated every aspect of society with their…
