“Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” The old man said with a smile as he saw me coming up the walkway to his front porch. He opened the screen door…
Hi. My name is Mark, and I hate my garden gnome. You might be asking yourself why on Earth I would want to share something like this with all of…
Garden gnomes are one of the most widely used and popular garden ornaments. Whether you have a few in your yard or dozens decorated with seasonal clothing and props, they…
Or: How to get your garden gnome ready for TEOTWAWKI (The End Of the World As We Know It) Gnomes are usually known for staying in their gardens entertaining children,…
Dr. I. Berkman, Special Correspondent to the Bugle There is a growing movement within our society today that has been gaining steam ever since the hidden history of garden gnomes…
A trip to the local garden emporium has always been an enjoyable activity. This is because it allowed folks to get out and enjoy nature while selecting plants, flowers, and…
By John Doe A tiny figure is perched outside the building in which I’m working. It looks like a garden gnome. But it can’t be, because I’ve never had a…
Formless, formless things come out of the void, and with ceaseless change, endlessly vanishing. The materialization of form in garden gnomes is evident in their earthen forms. They are often…
As folks gather to spruce up their yards and plan rooftop garden parties for this summer, thoughts turn inevitably to the familiar elves who have made lawn art one of…
What’s the #1 way to make yourself happy? Spend time with your loved ones! This is because, science proves that we enjoy our time together and we feel loved and…